the girl next to me just complained she’s at 116… I weigh over 60 pounds more than that.. I wish I could be that… or even half way in between those. god I’m just so fucking fat I would love to just have someone cut this off my body
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
drinking things with a straw in public makes me feel so powerful like i can’t even explain it if i’m walking with my friends and drinking something with a straw while walking through a mall i feel like it says “i’m important, i’ve got things to do, i couldn’t even sit down to have this drink, watch out world”