swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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(via missturtles)

phoenix-fires:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

im laughing so hard

(via red-head-gingerbread)

firewhiskys:

anniekon:

whataboutthemenses:

lovelydestiel:

earthtohayley:

I FELT SO SORRY FOR HER IN THIS MOMENT.

like ok from the day she got on the hogwarts express, people were making fun of her and she’s never viewed as pretty or attractive until the moment in the first gif.

and because ron is fuckin jealous, he makes her feel like shit and ugh it’s like her one night of being someone else is just shattered and and and

WHY DID YOU D O THAT

I get really annoyed with people who are like “well she could have asked ron first instead of screaming at him to not use her as a last resort.”

well… no. She was asked by krum right away. She wanted to go with him. She wasn’t going alone and moaning that Ron hadn’t asked her. Her objection was to being treated like she should have been available to him, and being treated like she was lying about having a date. And who the fuck wouldn’t be offended by somebody thinking that they’re so undesirable that they made up a date?

this post actually made me almost cry no joke

But remember in the books? She spent hours getting ready. Put bottle after bottle of product in her hair, frustrated with herself for it. Her mirror telling her insult after insult about how she wasn’t pretty and how it was a waste of her time but she did it anyways and then she comes out and she’s gorgeous. Instead of getting to have her one moment it’s ruined. 

(Source: deadpadfoot, via hermionegrangerandarocketship)

things you may have forgotten because of the movies/fanon

comealongraggedypond:

  • luna lovegood has dirty blonde hair (book 5, chapter 10)
  • lily potter has dark red hair (book 1, chapter 12)
  • neville longbottom has blond hair (JKR interview)
  • hermione granger has bushy hair (book 1, chapter 6)
  • james potter is tall (book 1, chapter 12)
  • at seventeen, harry potter is the same height as his father so he is also tall (book 7, chapter 34)
  • peter pettigrew is fat (book 3, chapter 10)
  • severus snape has yellow-ish teeth (book 3, chapter 14)
  • ginny weasley is fucking awesome (books 1-7)

(via feministsirius)

rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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(via blue-eyed-chick)

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

(via theytookmyluna)

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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(via smosh)

thahalfrican:

fuckyeahitsdomi:

it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows

wild

thahalfrican:

fuckyeahitsdomi:

it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows

wild

(Source: tornandlost, via blue-eyed-chick)

mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

  • donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
  • shrek: get out me swamp!
  • donkey: aww :/

goddessbracelet:

tsarbucks:

science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill

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(via loganlerms)

chicapordios:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?

Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con

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(via notsoqrump)

drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

fullmetal-dipshit:

i love the trend where people name their kids after things they can’t afford like “mercedes”, “chanel”, “bentley” etc because in a few years we gonna have a lotta infants named shit like “a college degree” and “rent”

(via fullmetal-dipshit)

fullmetal-dipshit:

bootleg pikachus are some of the most inspiring artistic monuments on this earth

fullmetal-dipshit:

bootleg pikachus are some of the most inspiring artistic monuments on this earth

(Source: futubandera)


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