real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via theytookmyluna)

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

(Source: bellybow, via sliceofbri)

congration

the girl next to me just complained she’s at 116… I weigh over 60 pounds more than that.. I wish I could be that… or even half way in between those. god I’m just so fucking fat I would love to just have someone cut this off my body

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

(via tispremium)

xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via tispremium)

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

(via anchoredintheair)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via hermionegrangerandarocketship)

meladoodle:

my friend just told me that he was throwing up in the bathroom one time and his dad thought he was just screaming ‘RUTH’ into the toilet so he asked who ruth was and i’m still laughing so hard

(via tispremium)

sadstagram:

drinking things with a straw in public makes me feel so powerful like i can’t even explain it if i’m walking with my friends and drinking something with a straw while walking through a mall i feel like it says “i’m important, i’ve got things to do, i couldn’t even sit down to have this drink, watch out world”

(via tispremium)

nohetero:

this could be us but you playin

nohetero:

this could be us but you playin

(Source: looo-ch, via tispremium)


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